Wake up in the middle of the night to pee --> AVOID ALL MIRRORS!
Airplane engine makes a sudden noise --> I LIVED A GOOD LIFE!
Hear thumps while in shower --> MY WHOLE FAMILY IS BEING MURDERED AND I'M NEXT!
Turn off all lights before going to bed --> OMG RUN FOR THE BED BEFORE DEMONS GET YOU!
Elevator door doesn't open immediately --> TRAPPED FOREVER!
Realize it's too quiet, where's everyone? --> ZOMBIE BREAKOUT!